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To Russia with love
To sing his heart out
Streaking across the sky
Double 08 swoops from the clouds
Lands in front of the crowd
Singing The Original High clear and loud
No use of force
Just songs, a little bit of talk
Amid bountiful applause
The Adam bomb of love lwl!

Prrrrrr... A helicopter circled above. Soon a handsome daredevil, strapped in parachute swooped down. Double 08 had been given a mission to investigate a suspicious looking package in the warehouse on a remote island that housed their secret-service HQ. Double 08 was greeted by his partner-in-crime Double 09. Soon both secret agents were whisked away to the warehouse. They donned protective gas masks and bullet-proof vests and entered the building. Straight away, Double 08's x-ray eyes spotted a strange movement inside the package in question. Double 09 was more cautious and kept a safe distance. Psssssh! It was too late; a sharp flying object whistled through the air, almost toppling Double 08; but being highly precision kungfu trained, he leaped above the lethal object and caught the flying disc aimed directly at his heart oooh-la-la ! Double 09 and the special tactics squad immediately moved in and skillfully cut the wires sticking out surreptitiously; they sprayed the package with an anti-detonation chemical. Pheeeew! A very close shave but mission accomplished!