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haha...silly boy!

IMO... anyone who talks to bugs can't be ALL bad! hehe

I do not like bugs, and my son who is 17 years old is afraid of them.

Now this is testament to what I've been claiming all along; Adam follows my poems, stories and dialogues. In my recent conversation with Pharaoh who was snooping irritatingly around a bush...I said maybe it's a praying-mantis in the bush. Another time, I mentioned in another story, Bert jabs the guard using the praying-mantis hook to immobilise the guard in order to save Saul who had been captured, and others. Adam finally caught up with me. lol!


Helloo let me in...helloo zhiiiii

Adam:
Who is that?

Me, praying-mantis, you know, Lam-My's favourite insect friend.

Adam:
What do you want from me?

Well, I've come to deliver a message from my colony.

What colony?

Mantis:
It's very close-by your home on the hill...I always ogle at you as you run with your dog; what's its name er...just at the tip of my tongue...ya, Pharaoh. Hey, I like you a lot, you're such a gentleman but Pharaoh, not so much. He killed my friend Greg! So sad, I pined for Greg a long time. He was always there for me and I love his haunting cricket song he sang day and night.

Adam:
Awww, really sorry about that; actually Pharaoh is a very well-behaved dog; I think he was in a bad mood.

Praying-mantis:
It's okay, I found a new cricket to be my soulmate; she sings like crazy vibrating and twirling her wings.

Adam:
So what's the message?

Mantis:
Well, our queen has laid a whole lot of eggs which just hatched and we are throwing a big party. We, her loyal underlings are going all out to invite as many guests as possible. Straight away, I thought of you because I've heard you sing 'Find Me Somebody Toooooh Loove and my queen would certainly love that; now that she has to mate again...zhiiiii!

Adam:
Okay, I'll come! Can I bring a date?

Praying-mantis: Sure! except Pharaoh.

Adam:
He'll be all alone at home and I never leave him all by himself. I take him wherever I go.

Mantis reluctantly:
Oookay then; just make sure he doesn't kill any of my friends. He seems quite adverse to mantises. Come, follow me...

Adam:
Pharaoh, we've been invited to a praying-mantis party.

Pharaoh:
Praying-mantis! Mmmm isn't it the one that hides and irritates me in the bush?

And so Pharaoh followed his Daddy with Mantis leading the way to its colony; Mantis praying all the time. Pharaoh was well-behaved and didn't kill anyone. Praying-mantis prayers were heard. lwl!