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Ahh, Glampire is back from the wilderness to sniff out blooood... How is your dear conspirer Dracula...Mmm might want to refurbish some old Glampire vs Dracula memories. lol!

Clang clang clang...Glampire bolted up the winding staircase of his antique mansion to the fifth floor. Yea, he knew it signalled Dracula's carriage winding up the hill-road; he had often wondered why Dracula always came back with so many canisters and the clanging noise was enough to alert the werewolves howling to welcome him back to their lair on the hill-top.
Soon, Dracula passed by Glampire's mansion; halted his carriage, looked up...but Glampire was hidden by a pillar. Ahh, Dracula could see right through and smiled. He loved Glampire in his own askew way and had tried time and time again to siphon his blood.
Doooong! The solitary sound of the doorbell rang. Glampire slid down the winding staircase banister, gave his skull-laser-ring a good rub and blew at it.
He opened the door...lo and behold, Dracula stood on the doorstep, draped in his long dark tinsel cloak. Now what shocked Glampire was...Raven! was standing on his shoulder with blood-shot eyes. Whoa! Dracula had captured and hypnotised Raven, his deceased pal who had died of an over-siphoning of blood by a vampire in the city of rust.
Glampire stammered: Raven! He was now really enraged as Raven was his first love-vampire who taught him how to siphon blood.
Without any warning, Glampire directed his skull-infrared-laser at Dracula's eyes. Dracula darted off quick as lightning and in seconds, his fangs were pointing directly at Glampire's throat. With sharp protruding fangs, Dracula plunged them into Glampire's throat! Whoa! Got to stop for a breather here lol!
Raven, galvanised by Glampire's love for him, suddenly woke from its stupor...flapped its wings, struck Dracula's fangs with pinpoint accuracy and knocked them off; it was just seconds, a window of attack. At this crucial moment, Glampire directed his infrared laser at Dracula's head, his weakest point of defence. Ahhhhhhggg! Dracula flew off to fight another day. To him, it was no big deal, he just wanted Glampire not a tiresome fight...some kind of obsession...we can empathise with Dracula here. lol!
Well, Raven morphed back into his handsome self and Glampire and Raven were back together again. Soon, a loud cry of ecstasy was heard from behind closed doors of Glampire's mansion...Caw Caw Caw !