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Adam Lambert Gives Japanese What They Want: A Giant Glitter Penis

Filed Under ( ) by Admin on Monday, March 15, 2010

Posted at : Monday, March 15, 2010


This week, Adam Lambert finds himself in Tokyo, Japan while on promoting the release of his album “For Your Entertainment” in Asia. And, it seems, Adam is already well aware of how you get a gaggle of Japanese people to fall in love with you. The steps are pretty simple:

Step 1: Cover yourself in leather and spikes.
Step 2: Wear liquid silver pants that make your crotch look like it was sent back from the future to kill another crotch.
Step 3: Paint your face up to look like a beautiful geisha of indeterminate gender.
Step 4: Basically be more Japanese and insane than any other person in Japan. (*Note: This step is impossible.)
Step 5: Rake in the ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥¥ ¥ ¥!

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22 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is stupid and offensive. Please change or remove the headline.

Anonymous said...

I agree...title is offensive.

Anonymous said...

I agree the headline is offensive. You are presenting Adam in an undignified way. Adam may be sexual, and extreme in his make-up and attire, but he does it in a classier, more dignified way. Cool off a little, i know He makes a person think about sex, but go take a cold shower for Adam's sake.
Love this Man...Raney1971

Anonymous said...

I thought this was an I LOVE ADAM site. I don't get the title ... WWFHim 'baggy trousers'? He's not a RAPPER!!!

Anonymous said...

this is from Best Week Ever's Michelle Collins--if you know her flavor and her following this is article fairly big compliment and in-keeping with her style...the comments at the actual source are pretty Adam-favorable... just sayin...

Anonymous said...

Excuse Me!! I want to apologize for my earlier post. This article? came from BWE tv.com (Michelle Collins) and is just being reported here as it appears there ... so mea culpa!

Anonymous said...

Lighten up, everybody! It isn't that serious! xoxo, te

Anonymous said...

LOL this article is not written by Adam Lambert 24/7 webmasters. It's a fun article written by Michelle over at BEST WEEK EVER (who is a huge fan of Adam's.) It's not an offensive article at all. It's hilarious and funny and clever. Read more of her articles on Adam. She's a crazy Glambert.

Anonymous said...

still thinks its food for the outdated american press though,this is just the sort of headline they will spend the next 6 months reporting about when it should be about this amazing international tour thats been making wonderful headlines everywhere and the all lovely warmth being given to Adam,
except in the bloody american press,
no need to stoke their fires !!!
just saying!

Anonymous said...

ditto above
its already started in the american press go an checkout examiner.com
HEADLINES....
American Idol:' Adam Lambert leaves little to the imagination in Japan
please read my two very long comments
by(lovin it)in capital letters,
i think you will see i,m kinda angry about Adams negative American press

Anonymous said...

Adam knows what he's doing. He knows pictures and videos of him are circulating all over the world. He's being true to himself, playing dress-up, performing, singing, entertaining. This is his dream come true and he's going to enjoy every minute of it!

Anonymous said...

adam has said on a couple of interviews he did get very down with american press regarding the AMA negative press during december and recently he wished they would credit him with his singing

Anonymous said...

i dont think i like michelle collins sense of humour,she dont sound too fuuny to me

Anonymous said...

whats so mea culpa! mean ?????

Anonymous said...

OMG, people - lighten up! Michelle Colins is hilarious...laugh-out-loud funny! She loves Adam. She would never diss him. Her humor is just off the wall. Go back and find her article she wrote when she first saw Adam's album cover! I almost fell off my chair, laughing. Let me quote Adam, here: "...don't take me so seriously, people!"

Anonymous said...

adam tights were given by an australian lady while visiting australia. adam said he will use them in japan. but i agree this photo should be taken down.

Anonymous said...

Michelle Collins is one of Adam's biggest fans and she always has fun with him. I doubt Adam is bothered as he is strutting it. You all need to read some Yaoi (google it)--Adam ain't Pokeman.

wakethedead said...

"IT" really IS all in good fun. Michelle Collins is really funny. I love her humor and Adam does too. She and Jim Cantiello(MTV) have really fun interviews with Adam. Love those tights given to him by Jordana from NOVAFM in Australia. Good shopping! Jordana.

Anonymous said...

Adam isn't stupid...he is crazy smart. Keeping himself in the headlines is part of show-biz. He is confident in his talent and he keeps the conversation ongoing so, the word spreads world-wide about him. He gets gushes from fans as well as snide remarks from detractors but overall the fans win out. And Michelle from what I gather has the same sense of humor as he does. Lighten UP people. He is in the driver's seat so sit back and enjoy the ride!

Anonymous said...

Yes, Michelle Collins is pretty much the funniest of all those who write about or interview Adam. She LOVES him. If you could "hear" her saying this, you would know. Plus Adam seems to love her humor and enjoy it a LOT.
:)

Anonymous said...

I agree. Michelle loves Adam and this is FUNNY!!!!!
Lighten up. Remember, it's all For Your Entertainmentadam would love it if his fans get a good joke.

Anonymous said...

I knew I recognized those tights from somewhere! thanks for the reminder!