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was that Kara from AI? Adam looked great as usual.

SLOW DAY JOKE

PATIENT: I can't stop singing Delilah.

DOCTOR: Hmmm. Sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.

PATIENT: Is that common?

DOCTOR: It's not unusual.

Yep slow day. You guys crack me up always good for a laugh.
Jadam.

Off topic Wonder if anyone has heard how much the aftermath remix has made for the trevor project.

anon 3;03 - you have to know Tom Jones songs to get that joke. I do and I got it! Funny! . . Adamluv

Oh yes...Tom Jones...never missed his concerts, let me think back.....powerful vocals, tight pants and transparent shirts.

Ah Yes I Remember It Well (song title from Gigi, for the youngens amongst us).......JAK

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SLOW DAY AMERICAN INDIAN HISTORY

As Chief Straight Arrow emerges from "the birthing tepee," his son approaches him.

"Father, how is it that you know the proper name to bestow upon each child born into our tribe?"

The Chief smiles at his son and replies, "As Chief it is an honor and my duty to name each child within one hour of its birth. I look upon the child and leave the birthing tepee with my eyes closed. When I open my eyes, the first thing I see becomes the name of the child. This child I have just named "Grey Cloud."

"Your younger brother I named White Waters. Your sister I named Floating Feather. Your cousins Soaring Eagle, Falling Star and Willow Basket and your friends Strong Bow and Meadow Flowers followed. My father named me Standing Bear in this way. Your mother he named Dancing Woman. With our people, this tradition has been handed down for more than 200 winters.

"When my days are over, the elders will call you Chief as you are my eldest son. It pleases me greatly that you show interest in your future duties at your young age. My heart is filled with pride with your question, Two Dogs Fu**ing."

HaHa! Tom Jones was definitely a hottie in his prime but he's been usurped by the Glamour God!! :D

I met Tom Jones as a patient in Chicago. Nice, friendly guy and a flirt. My sister wouldn't talk to me for a week because I didn't get his autograph. Didn't think it was appropriate in a medical setting, but she got over it and wound up working in the medical field too. Now if it were Adam, all medical decorum would go out the window. I'd better quit now.. funbunn40

I've never understood autographs, what does one DO with them????????...................JAK