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That shirt would be hard to stand next to. Not a snake fan.

Aha, this snake t-shirt inspired my story:

Lily White Snake Part 1


Click clog click clog...the carriage harnessed by two black horses wound around the hill-road; willow branches drooping down by the stream. Werewolves howled as Glampire turned the bend towards his antique vampire mansion. Suddenly, he noticed a figure in a white suit by the stream. He looked familiar...yes it was his butler, Roger. But why was Roger waiting for him so far out the mansion; he usually waited for him to sound the solitary Doong! of the fortified mansion. Glampire stopped the carriage and Butler Roger got up. He was jittery and hesitantly reported that there was a white python curled around the willow tree just behind the mansion.
The first thought that came to Glampire's mind was Dracula ! who was always trying to suck his blood; but so far, had not succeeded even with all the evil attempts, due to Glampire's powerful skull-laser-ring which Dracula could never get past.
When they finally reached their vampire home, Butler Roger took Glampire to where the white python was; yes a beautiful white snake curled around the willow tree, half dangling. Glampire being an animal lover, told Roger to just leave it and got back into their vampire mansion. Butler Roger who always had his master's back was still feeling anxious and double bolted all the doors.

Butler had prepared a bloody fine beef stew. Glampire did not like eating alone and so Butler accompanied him at the long rosewood table to share the meal. Roger especially enjoyed Glampire's special horny concoction and often referred to it as drinking Glampire's blood every day. They were feeling a bit tipsy after downing several glasses of the surreal bloody wine.
And then the familiar doorbell sounded a sultry Doong! Butler got up...opened the door and lo and behold...a demure lady dressed in a translucent white gown asked to see Glampire. Roger invited her in and Glampire stood up gentlemanly and invited her to sit at table.
She introduced herself as Lily White Snake. Glampire quickly stepped back and suspected this was Dracula in one of his shapeshift guises.
Lily White Snake said she was the white python dangling on the willow tree; she too was a shapeshifter.
Glampire and Roger were agog at the revelation; but somehow, she did not exude evil nor fear. In fact she looked beautiful in the full moonlight streaming through the tall stained-glass dragon windows, silhoutting the curvetous figure beneath her translucent gown.
Lily White Snake said she had waited to meet Glampire for a long time; and whenever he passed by the stream, she ogled him.
Hey Lily, we all would too, especially when his silver-blond hair glistened in the halo of the full moon, accentuating his prominent nose profile. lwl!

At this juncture, Lily White Snake looked depressed and confessed she was under Dracula's hypnotism and would do anything he programmed in her brain. Almost in tears, she bade Glampire farewell and said meeting him was the best thing that ever happened to her.
She stepped up closer and shyly initiated a hug from Glampire, while morphing back into a white python, resting on Glampire's shoulder and chest. He could feel her pulsating heart.
Glampire felt a little scared but did not pull it away as he knew that would hurt Lily's feelings and she was already so depressed. Lily slowly slithered down Glampire's sexy muscular thighs and reluctantly out the front door. At once a fury of Werewolves resounded on the nearby hills...ow oooohh! They had noticed her absence and went in search of her, by Dracula's orders.
Glampire stared at Butler Roger who quickly downed a glass of his master's horny blood to calm his nerves. Lily White Snake turned her head as she slithered...flicked her forked tongue at Glampire...

Lam-My
August 4, 2014 at 9:12 PM (first print)

Adam likes snakes; like the Rolling Stone cover, the little green snake flicking its tongue, climbing the 'mount'. lol!
I also see a snake motif entwined in the floral camouflage of his tattoo.

Lily White Snake Part 1.1 (New)


Butler Roger was so relieved after Lily White Snake slithered out the front door and back into the woods by the stream.
Doong! The solitary sound of the doorbell came on again. What now, murmured Butler. Glampire suspected something amiss and ran up the winding stairs to the fifth floor where Dracula always waged duels with him.
No one was there...Suddenly, Butler gave out a loud yell as if he was being attacked. Glampire slid down the banister to get to Butler who was lying face-down on the ground. Squatting over him was Dracula! who had just siphoned blood from Roger's neck!
Get off ! you son of a devil! And aimed his new Caesar-laser-ring at Dracula's head.
Arrrrrgh! a loud agonising cry rang out. Dracula, enraged, sprang at Glampire and wrestled him to the round. As he was about to sink his bloody fangs into Glampire’s neck, a white python began coiling and constricting itself around Dracula.

Yes, Lily White Snake had predicted Dracula’s jealousy and revenge on Glampire and slithered back into the mansion basement which was a kind of second home to her; she often took refuge there.
By this brave act of defiance against the evil one, Lily White Snake not only saved Glampire but severed Dracula’s hypnotism hold on her, to be free again.
At this decisive window of attack, Glampire shot an infrared laser into Dracula’s eyes at close range. The intensity seared and blinded him. He fled holding his head and flew off the fifth floor balcony. A loud bang was heard as Dracula’s rickety carriage rattled down the hill-road.
Well, as for Butler, he drank some more of Glampire’s horny blood and recovered almost immediately. lwl!