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Helloo! Who are you? And what are you looking for?

Quiet! I'm on a mission and I have to bring back a remote control to my cyber colony.

You should not rummage another person's purse without permission...thou shalt not steal!

Sshhhh! No time for sermon; I need to find this remote control to activate my spacecraft hovering above.
That's why I'm rummaging...Thou shalt not steal?...whatever that means.
So, you're not scared of me like everybody else...a group of strange humans is hot on my heels and I have to act fast!

What does the remote gadget look like?

It's rectangular computer...with one flick of the switch I can return to Dwarf planet.

Oh, so you're a Dwarf alien. Where is Dwarf planet? What does it look like?

It has gaseous rainbow rings around it; much like the rainbow you see in the sky. It's close to Saturn.

Why do you think the gadget is in that purse?

My telekinesis directed me to this place and I heard a familiar beeping sound coming from the purse.

Are you looking for a cellphone because it beeps when someone calls. Here, try mine and see if it works for you.

Dwarf alien presses the keys 000999666...and utters: Save me...down to Earth!

In an instant, a meteorite streaks across the sky in a brilliant tail of light and Dwarf was gone! Whoa!

再见 ! jai jian Lam-My...arrivederci...was heard as he whizzed off into the twilight.

He took my cellphone without permission. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's goods!

Soon, a borealis rainbow appeared in the misty dusk...Dwarf got home safely, it appears.

Loved the Magical Creatures movie! There were many amazing creatures!