Neil Lambert's New Blog Post
Filed Under (random ) by Admin on Monday, January 4, 2010
Posted at : Monday, January 04, 2010
look, we need to talk
I view facebook as the last safe haven of my social networks. Having turned my twitter account into a cesspool, discovered that my myspace account was picked apart by a 15-year-old girl and all my pictures (and friends’ pictures) used in some sort of bizarre internet shrine, I have vowed to keep my facebook account sterile. I regularly delete friends that I don’t immediately recognize, or if I can’t remember why we’re friends in the first place.
That said, I get a pretty steady stream of friend requests. This is not to brag, but to simply inform you of my situation. Usually there are about 5-10 requests per day. Cool, I guess, but not really. I’m not a celebrity and though I make no secret of my identity, I don’t think I should really bear the burden of fame. Perhaps you’re thinking that we could be actual friends if I got to know you or something through the internet which I guess is possible, but I will not be going down that road. At least not on Facebook.
Typically when someone looks me up on FB, there are telltale signs. Do we have mutual friends? No. Is your profile picture actually a picture of my brother? Yes. Is it a picture of him as a child? fucking creepy. Is it actually a picture of you but your hair is jet black and you have the exact same haircut as my brother? Wow. And you’re a woman? ok, that one’s fair since it’s basically Sharon Osbourne’s cut dyed black.
Here’s the kicker though: the fan pages. When you click on someone’s profile you can see what fan pages they’re members of. And that’s where the crazy can’t hide. Yes, I’m talking to you, girl-with-48-separate-taylor-lautner-fan-pages. In fact, most of you are Twilight fans to some degree and you should know that the only legitimate way to like Twilight is ironically. And liking it ironically does not include obsessively joining every single facebook group dedicated to its cast.
My thought process, therefore, goes like this: hmmm, a random girl from the internet wants to be my friend. 95% chance of being Lambert fan and 5% chance of being a porn account. Let’s check the profile, shall we? Ahh! I see 3 Taylor Lautners, a Twilight, and an Adam Lambert. Ignore.
I know that this address comes off as very pompous. If that will assist you in deciding not to be my friend on FB, then let it be known that I am very pompous. Anything I can do to save myself from the soul-crushing task of coming face-to-face with the reality that the same people who tell me they enjoy my writing are the same people who like Twilight, then I’m all for it. I’m beginning to suspect that my not wanting to write negativeneil anymore is partly based on this common thread.
That said, get up on Twitter. That shit is hilarious and I will happily make fun of you all day.
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9 comments:
This made my day!!!
I don't stalk people I'm fans of on facebook. I find a page or a group for them, join, and move on. I admit I'm a fan of Taylor and twilight, but I think I'll remove myself from twilight. Too annoying.
But he made my day with this post. I think I like every member of Adams family. Neils really hilarious
How old is this boy? Adam was right on Leno - pretty cynical for a young guy! Didn't Adam say he was a political science major? Now here's a scary thought: Neil Lambert running for public office!!!!
I kinda disliked Neil at first because he seemed to disagree with who Adam was, but now I am beginning to like him a political analalyst!! I kinda would like to talk to him,am a proud Republican that follows FOX news all the time. Am still an avid Adam fan because I just love the old style rock in roll!!
Somehow I don't think Neil follows FOX. Too funny, but it goes to show that Adam's voice is non-political. Neil is very passionate in his political views based on what I've seen on his Twitter. He seems to be a very sharp guy. Both the Lambert boys are super intelligent and oh so different in other respects. Isn't that nice?
I think Neil needs to back off a bit on his criticism. He's being watched and contacted only and solely because he's Adam's brother.
Hi Neil!Greetings from Peru!
I m a big fan of your brother,and slipped into your post because on one of the fansites this post was linked.
I imagine its a hard job being family of somebody who suddenly reaches fame .I also imagine that most of the "new friends" just try to use you as a vehicle to come (or feel..) closer with Adam.Pretty shure that makes you feel kind "second hand" and quite uncomfortable .Completely understandable and for shure you are right.
Dont be angry with them.Just dont accept (just like you do) and smile,thats the best you can do ,also for yourself.
You will NOT be able to stay out of the limelight,just as the rest of the Lamberts and close friends to Adam..That just comes with the territory and there will be no escape..in fact..with Adam s fame growing it will get worse.
My suggestion-try to deal positive with it and settle in.Dont stop writing,you are brilliant.
And ..talking about the "porn"...your brother is sexy and he feeds his fans fantasies with erey performance and every pic.So..no wonder these fansites show up!
Im not a teenager,I m a 52-years old married woman and I have tons of fun with the other Lambert-fans,but I understand completely that theres a limit between being soportive fan and stalker.I hope other Glamberts which go out of limit learn to see the diference with the time.
I wish the very best for you and for your family!
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