Glambulge Makes The Mainstream News
Filed Under (news,random ) by Admin on Monday, December 13, 2010
Posted at : Monday, December 13, 2010
Adam Lambert stuffing his ‘package’?
HollywoodNews.com: Everyone knows that Adam Lambert has a larger than life stage presence, but a radio station in Philadelphia recently attributed this to more than just Lambert’s singing.
Lambert is part of the Jingle Balls tour 2010 and while performing he caught the eye of a Philly radio station’s twitter. Q102 in Philly noticed that Lambert seemed to be carrying something extra in his britches and quickly went to their twitter to get the facts straight.
“Whoa, what is up w/ @adamlambert’s special “package” in Miami tonight? #stuffed”
The radio station made an allusion to Lambert stuffing his pants to make things seem bigger than they actually are. This tweet soon followed.
“Wow, we sure didn’t know this was a well known thing in the #Glamnation. Thanks for informing us. HA!” Q102 quickly went back to their twitter to apologize for the accusations, the Examiner reports.
“@adamlambert, we’re sorry we doubted your package. We should’ve looked more clearly at Jingle Ball when you were bringing down the house!” Lambert must have quite the “presence” to ignite such rumors, but it seems like Q102 got a little carried away in paying too much attention to certain parts. At least the debate is over. Adam Lambert does not stuff.
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HollywoodNews.com: Everyone knows that Adam Lambert has a larger than life stage presence, but a radio station in Philadelphia recently attributed this to more than just Lambert’s singing.
Lambert is part of the Jingle Balls tour 2010 and while performing he caught the eye of a Philly radio station’s twitter. Q102 in Philly noticed that Lambert seemed to be carrying something extra in his britches and quickly went to their twitter to get the facts straight.
“Whoa, what is up w/ @adamlambert’s special “package” in Miami tonight? #stuffed”
The radio station made an allusion to Lambert stuffing his pants to make things seem bigger than they actually are. This tweet soon followed.
“Wow, we sure didn’t know this was a well known thing in the #Glamnation. Thanks for informing us. HA!” Q102 quickly went back to their twitter to apologize for the accusations, the Examiner reports.
“@adamlambert, we’re sorry we doubted your package. We should’ve looked more clearly at Jingle Ball when you were bringing down the house!” Lambert must have quite the “presence” to ignite such rumors, but it seems like Q102 got a little carried away in paying too much attention to certain parts. At least the debate is over. Adam Lambert does not stuff.
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Well, you know you've made it when your package size makes the mainstream news!
:-) well said Anonymous 2:06 pm ! First the nails, then the hair, now the package... What's next ?
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Size 11 shoes! Absolutely NO need to stuff! OMG that's a riot.
We've seen this earlier and they're not over with this yet! Oh, ADAM you don't even have to do anything & you're on the mainstream news‼... freakin' HILARIOUS‼ :) PRICELESS... I guess any news is great NEWS‼ *free ads*
EVERYTHING about him.....THAT'S what's next! (slowly, but surely)
I found this article this morning when googling Adam (before I come here, gasp!) and thought it was so hilarious that I sent it to friends.
Glad you posted it 24/7!
:)
Sweetie
Adam must laugh himself to sleep at night. LOL
Not only is Glambulge in the mainstream news, it's in the Urban Dictionary! I thought people were kidding, so had to google it up, and--sure enough--there it was. Love this boy.
Kentucky Fan
keep voting for adam...Z100 awards!!! his #'s are really increasing fast...vote vote vote!!!
This is too cool!
It must be quite a challenge for all the straight men out there watching the women fall for this guy with nail polish and eyeliner and now they find out that he´s blessed with a glory package.
Eva
Eva, you have fantastic since of humour. I mention it another day and repeat it now:)
And Adam shoe size deff not #11. I guess this is size #13!LOL
delilah5
Eva - fricken hysterical! And so true! Adamluv
It would be cool if the press asked women their thoughts about the bulge. Before or after the concert in LA :D
This is so silly and so funny at the same time. How can we not love this man , the whole package.
I had never heard of the Urban dictionary, but yes there it is along with merch you can buy with the word on it (hats, t shirts, mugs) haha
Agree this is hilarious
I just found that these two articles ( it was two of them in the morning!) magically dissapeared from Adam's Google news page! Isn't it strange?
Still can't stop to laugh about "blessed glory package"! Eva, your are hilarious!
delilah5
He needs to deliver that package!
Although this happening once is surely funny,(it kept me entertained for a while the other day), I am hoping it isn't going to be something for the press to dive on at every opportunity. There is surely more entertainers out there than Adam with a bulge in tight pants.
I want to see closeups of those(Adam's) gorgeous eyes !!!
I saw a documentary of heavy metal and it said there is a lot of homoeroticism in the heavy metal music. Also the term cock rock is used of the 80's hair metal and glam metal music.
I want that package for Christmas :)
ZZ
Funny Eva... and if those straighties were smart they'd start to try and figure out just what the ladies are loving about Lambert, which we all know is so much more than a glory package (and even a glory note)... straight dudes, take some notes guys, take some notes!
On the serious side - I love the fact that the line "...at Jingle Ball when you were bringing down the house!” is getting repeated!!! "when you were bringing down the house..." - for that to be repeated and read by the otherwise uninvested and uninterested blogger, a win/win situation, just my POV
MGF
If there are enough straight dudes know how to please us "the ladies" in our way, there won't be so many of us fall for Adam. He really knows how we think and what we want.
I don't know if it's the straight men or the feminism to blame. Women are sexually more aggressive and men like hunting..
@ Eva
You really made a good and funny point, girl!
Hahaha!
And you made me imagine some straight men back home to their women after spending a whole day in a beauty shop... new hair, nail polish, eyeliner, a pair of leather new pants, probably a couple of sing&dance classes taken... but when the matter comes to a «glory package»(oh,oh!) they'll have to take good care about stuffing their thing properly to get alike... that is not a blessing easy to fake... LOL
Fan4fun
Adam needs a woman to turn his world upside down!
Hheeey MGF, "bringing down the house" I like your pov...
delilah, naughty!!! tsk tsk, lol
Cindy
That woman must be pretty, young have the same intelligent level as him but more sexually aggressive than him to turn him upside down. And she might never exist in his dictionary though. LOL
I think its pretty ironic that Adam talks in this interview about not wanting to be known as the "gay" guy but rather a singer who happens to also be gay, yet his fans always talk about his sexuality.
Adam Lambert's package PWNS all packages including Obama's stimulus/ tax-cut package.
anon 7:03pm....what interview are u talking about girl???? It seems glambulge fucked your thinking ability too :( Take a shower and come back later sis...
ZZ
Anon 7:03 pm (the first one), I am not sure if you are a regular here or not, most of us always praises Adam voice as you can see in the previous jingle ball thread. But many of us also like to entertain ourselves on other stuff as well as we are a very diverse group. So please do not misjudge Adam's die hard fans. Love and Peace.
@ZZ
I was talking about this interview.
http://adamlamberttv.blogspot.com/2010/12/adam-lamberts-homosexuality-still-topic.html
that's right my dear 7:18 pm. I'm a straight person and I love Adam so much because of his talent. He is the whole package indeed and hopefully someday he will find the right person to share his success...... Die hard Adam fans rock n' roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he said in an interview i don't remember when he took a size 11 shoe--so what does that tell you about his package???? he he he.
Love that picture above - mostly we drool over his hair, wolf-eyes, freckle on lower lip, amazing shoulders - this picture just gets down to the basic essentials!! Graditude for tonight's high!!
@anon 7:40pm....SO NOT TRUE. WE all drooled over glambulge since "Ring of Fire" *wink*
@anon 7:34pm...oh, that old interview...sorry didn't get it at first. Thanks though for replyin :)
ZZ
I said it when his IIHY video came out and I'll say it again, love me them white jeans!
Adam is a true alpha male, the kind we women want. Who he sleeps with doesn't matter. We want what he represents. Those aggressive kisses he plants on TJR are so sexy. I would love to be grabbed like that, wouldn't you? He shows off his stuff but not in an obnoxious way. It's there, and he glorifies it with his clothing. He's sexy and sexual and darn proud of it. You go BB.
Don't forget Adam is also a very romantic guy, love long walk on the beach and make a few poems. Not many exist nowadays.
Gurls, I aready ask you about this. Did Adam change the size of his gauges? He look so sexy, you know, but I don't think big holes in his ears will be very attractive:(
@anon 8:10 pm. Yes, Adam has whole "package" every woman wants. Wish one of us will meet this kind of man one day!
delilah5
I wander what he did with those pants cause he hasn't worn them again that I've seen. I would love a calendar with Adam just posing in those pants. Twelve different poses.
Anon 8:10pm, totally agree with you. It doesn't matter how aggressive woman nowadays, we still want our man to be stronger than us, inside and out. May be its in our gene.
Let's face it. He's the perfect man. Pay attention guys. We're OK with your feminine side.
Juneau and Xena interviewed Angelina Kalahari, an opera singer about Adam's voice. She commented on Adam’s sexual energy, saying that great singers who are very well-connected to their voices (as is Adam) use energy and muscles from their groin area to produce and support the voice. The natural physical response to this energy manifests itself as what is generally known among fans as the GB. She said that many male singers who experience this natural arousal are embarrassed by it, but that Adam doesn’t hide it and in fact uses it.
http://adamtopia.proforums.org/viewtopic.php?t=367&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=90
(look for the post by “cassie” at 5:47 Dec. 9)
ms
delilah5 baby, Adam wears an 11 1/2 shoe. Thank you very much.
@adamsluvjnes Dear, it was just a joke about size 13:) LOL
Anyway, thank you.
delilah5
Cock Rock???? Lord what next???? I'm looking to receive that package for Christmas and I"M EVEN GOING TO PAY THE POSTAGE!!!!!!!!!!! It looks like the WOOD is too large for a couple dozen stamps so they are sending it on the UPS truck!
Going to use a Dolly to bring it in to the house. Now, shoes size,,,, no way is it an 11.
I'm guessing between a 13 to 15. WOW! WHAT
A GLAMBULGE PACKAGE. I have a chemney but that is out of the question. So, it is entering through the garage door.
Enough of this. This whole thing tickled my funny bone. :)
I think Adam really needs more male fans who admire his talent. All the great male artists such as Freddie Mercury, David Bowie, Robert Plant have a lot of male admirers. Most of Adam fans are women and most of the vocal fans are the ones that dream about him sexually and treat him as nothing more than their little sex object. But that should not be the brunt of his fan base.
I appreciate the opera singer`s info about what happens when singing, but sorry the GB is there even when he`s not singing!
And to anon 9:48 - relax, we are just having a little fun to add humor to our lives. Remember when the women used to go wild over Elvis and he still had lots of male fans because of the talent
anon 9:48pm....
with all do respect madam "Back off"...
First of all Adam has enough male fans who are secure and comfortable in their own skins and secondly over 50% of us women who are all gaga over adam and his GB are willing to change to a man and dangle a penis for him :) So again, please let us enjoy this moment.
Thank you and kisses :)
MGF - I agree about the part of the post that is positive making the rounds, but the whole premise?? Now, you know I love the glambulge as much as the next Glambert...but this wasn't a topic during his European shows...! I think it was very immature of the station to tweet that...here he is, singing his heart out, at the end of an amazing, sold out tour, and someone is doubting his "natural abilities" and broadcasting their ignorance to the world! Just not right. I'm thinking they were just suffering from shock and awe and their judgment went out the window, when confronted by Adam's goods! ;)
- Adam Fix
Hell, I'll bet Adam is laughing about all this attention being paid to his glambulge!! :)
It suits his humor. Have fun peeps and never mind the trolls.........
"Remember when the women used to go wild over Elvis and he still had lots of male fans because of the talent".
Do you think Adam have lots of male fans like Elvis did? Just go to his fan boards and you hardly see mele fans discussing about his music, performance etc. But you always see female fans posting photos of Adam and slobbering over his bulge. Do you like to see a bunch of adult males constantly slobbered over female pop artist's tits and ass? You wouldn't want to go to her concert if you thought you would be surrounded by those male fans.
Ok, I'm changing the subject to Tommy's package:
Speaking of Tommy, check this out of him with pants down(I guess his pants were too uncomfortable?? LOL!!)
http://twitpic.com/3fnzmd
daydreamin
There's a sizeable number of frustrated fannies on this site.
I know Adam has said that the drapes don't match the carpet but still Lord have mercy!!!
I saw a few of his performances at Y1OO Jingle Ball(IIHY,WWFM)and I have to sigh(a big, huge stuffed sigh ^_^) and say Oh, man...Oh, man
Our Adam is very, very well endowned(oh my, oh my, very good stuffing) and he should wear those glittery pants(or at least similar ones) at every show he does. I think they are very refreshing, don't you think? I certainly do!
Kisses and Hugs,
Portuguese Fan
Well, many men just like us, they go wild with the big tits beautiful singer with "brutally killer" voice. Those singer still got lots of girls. Adam only have one CD, he will gain lots of fans in his future including male fans. Now it is all those "men" whoever ban his music in US to creature an unfair situation for him. We woman also see him as a very talented singer, it is up to the men to break through their "ego" barrier. Love and peace.
ok, me again. I've only read the comments above now...I have to point out that although Adam has a very good image I would still love his work if he looked like Ville Valo from His Infernal Majesty or some other very skinny rock star(yes, I know Adam is a pop star but still his vocals are beyond that). Secondly, I'm sorry offended-ladies and naysayers who decided to be critical about Glamfans having some fun but I come here to know some news about not only his songs and concerts but also about his life(ok, the tweet was a big faux-pas and just shows that the press has very dumb journalists!) ...However if we(the Glam girl fans) want to have some fun, it isn't your problem..His fan base is a miscellaneous bunch and we buy his cd and ep for his talent not for his bulge!Stop being such potty-spoilers, if you don't like this thread, do everyone a favour and don't comment here, move along to the next one..thank you!
Enjoy life and relax,
Portuguese Fan
@ms Dec13, 8:43 PM
Thank you for your nice post and the link! Read the summary posted (have not listened the whole thing yet) and found it very interesting!
"He has a core inside that is so completely still. Around that is the snap, crackly pop of energy...The inner core is HUGE." There's also other info (not just GB related), e.g. about how Adam sings the Acoustic EP songs.
Funbunn40, check it out (if you haven't already) - was thinking of your LOVELY post about Adam's effect on our senses in JB Meet & Greet thread...
GGD Gal, wishing you all a happy GB/BB day!
He is the "total package"
@Portuguese Fan, are you the same Portuguese Fan that you used to post here at 24/7 a long time ago, quite often? If so, where you been?
@Portuguese Fan, if you are one and the same and haven't been lurking here... things have changed since you've been around, not really for the better IMHO. A lot of posters try to watch the overly spicy and saucy posts, because there are some younger peeps commenting (Katie I think for one) which is good, but it goes way beyond that, lots of thread police lurking as well always ready to pounce. It's cool to share opinions, even have a heated discussion, most here like to do that, and do so civilly and it's good, but some peeps really speak up if THEY feel that Adam is being treated like a piece of meat, which I VERY rarely find to be the case, but these others seem to find that notion in any little post that is funny and silly and innuendo based. I don't know what Adam Lambert they've been watching, because it's quite evident to me that he's choosing all on his own to also put his physical self out there to be enjoyed as part of his performances.
@anon 10:37 pm
Don't have time to comment very much today...on my way to work, then LA tomorrow (squeee!!!!)..but just briefly wanted to say this about the male fans..
My husband is a very big fan of Adam, has been to 4 of Adam's concerts since Feb., but doesn't go on the blogs..He barely even does email, and then its 10 words or less! .Not to be sexist at all (please don't jump on me for that!), but I think women in general are more likely to be "social" and comment, do blogs etc... Adam has many male fans, judging from concert attendees (I've been to seven so far, two more coming up this week...) but they are just not as "gushy" and chatty as some of us are!! Including myself in that group! I do think more of his fans are women tho (yes indeed!!!!!)..give him time, he'll gather more male fans as he goes along. My husband just doesn't get so excited over things like his looks or the GB...but loves his voice, his personality, his kindness, his ability to speak intelligently , etc..everything we love about Adam.Yes, he watched Idol, watches the interviews and has the same goofy smile on his face when watching and listening to Adam that I always do! And he always says.."Well, Adam could sing that better..." whenever we are listening to someone sing something..Oh, he's smitten too, just doesn't talk about it so much..!!! .He does think Adam is a very attractive man tho...Who wouldn't???
I remember those pants...but when video came out there weren't many shots of that scene.....
and I reallyyyyyyyyyyy like those pantssssssssssss....like the whole scene...wishing at the time that there were more white pants scenes......
Yes glitzylady, I wonder how many of us react the same way listening to someone singing. "Adam would do that so much better". That´s why Idol is so boring and empty after season 9. Adam could sing that song soooo much better.
Eva
I mean after season 8 of course.
Eva
@ms
Thank you so much for posting the link for Cassie's synopsis of that interview. I try to listen to those interviews, and end up more frustrated than Cassie says she gets about Juneau and Xena's talking - so I end up turning them off before the interviewee even gets going. Silly, I know. Still, I've always wished for a written account of them.
That info made me so proud and happy that joyful tears accompanied the reading or it all.
@Glitzylady, your post made me pretty happy too! Thank you!
:)
Sweetie
Adam's obvious physical charms and attributes were there from the start, no doubt.As was his amazing vocal talent.
In addition, his charisma is undeniable.Whether it's in his stage presence or in interviews..he has "IT" in spades!
For the record...I am thrilled that even opera experts/singers are all abuzz about him.
My rocker hubby also is a major Glambert! We have been to 7 live performances and will attend our 8th in LA Dec. 16th in LA.And men do NOT come any more straight than hubby....was Army Airborne Ranger, two tours in Nam, 2 PPL hearts, 4 bronze stars.Then after Nam, he made his living as a lead singer in a rock band for the next 12 years. He, like the rest of us, is in total awe of Adam's vocal talent.
PS: Adam has said he wears an 11 to 11 and 1/2 shoe.;D
glitzlady and queenrosered have fun you lucky girls!
So jealous!!
daydreamin
He is beautiful, inside and out. His voice is angelic and he is as beautiful as an angel. He is a very Alpha male, and thus he is the dream man for all of us.......
Hi! Anon from 14th Dec 5:54 AM and 6:01 AM. I'm the 'Portuguese Fan' from Portugal and still the same that used to come here a lot. Wow, I've read your posts above...things have changed unfortunately. I agree wholeheartdly with you. Adam Lambert is a flamboyant man that praises his sexuality, so why shouldn't we enjoy the beautiful view?
I haven't been here in a long time mostly because of college. It's hard to wait for the news to be posted while I'm thinking I have to study some boring subject. ^_^
It was nice reading from you. Take care.<3
Kisses and Hugs,
Portuguese Fan
Re: the Elvis comment
Back then, there was not the internet to post, but you can be sure the women were thinking those things about Elvis and his hip movements..
Also back then, women weren't as free to speak up.
I don't think guys will stop liking Adam just because women like him, the same as it was with Elvis..
plus sometimes they get a fringe benefit..
As has been said a million times Adam is the complete package & the glory package as Eva has coined, that comes with it is just icing on the cake. And for GB to make the mainstream news is really amusing.
@glitzylady & @queenrosered - death here by jealousy!
I enjoyed reading all the comments. @Portuguese Fan thank you for your wonderful posts ;-)
Bing
A 9" hard as steel sure beats a 11" softie when it comes to flattening the dough!
@ Portuguese Fan
Hi, nice to «meet» you, finally! When I started posting here I was asked if I was the fan from Portugal who used to post here and just had disappeared... I'm a brazilian living in Azores for a long time. In what part of Portugal you are? Or you live in some other country, may I know? I'm just curious and tired of being the only representant of Portugal in this amazing site that I call 24/7 «Paradise», unless we have some Portuguese Anonymous yet in the «closet» ... BTW, welcome back! Guess people here missed you.
Fan4fun
Anon9:48,,, geeez, lighten up!! Adam is laughing all the way to the bank with the money he makes off us old cougars AND we are helping him carry the load. Singing all the way. So, just relax, we are enjoying the moment and having a little fun. He has a great sense of humor and probably laughing along with us. The only thing thatwill be different after this is,, he will make the bulge larger if he can find a way. He is funny like that.
Enjoyed all the posts. You fans go ahead and have fun with the famous bulge. (maybe we will get lucky one day and the seams will split and WHAM, BAHAM, thank you Mam!!! OH, happy DAY!!!!)
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