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2014 Halloween - Phantom Adam

Phantom Adam was on the fifth floor balcony of his historic mansion, admiring the reddish moon and exercising his vocals. A blue light flashing intermittently caught his eye. His first thought was, Dracula was returning from his unknown nightly exploits. Shifty shadows lurked; long drawn-out howls echoed; owls with bright yellow eyes hooted...nature's concerto in tandem with Phantom's fiery vocals as he practised for the upcoming QAL concert...his voice fleeting across the murky moor.
Dracula seemed to be heading towards Phantom's mansion. Well well well, Halloween had arrived. He checked his latest-acquired mushroom vaporiser-ring and smiled sexily. The reddish full moon shone on his gleaming black hair with a dangling side kink and mysterious countenance; accentuating his dark-rimmed eyes and aristocratic nose.
Out of the blue, a sudden gust of wind slammed into his face, almost toppling him from the fifth floor balcony to the ground. Whoa! this must be the invisible Draculian ghost. Phantom, as his name suggests, knows exactly how to deal with evil invisible forces...at once directed his mushroom vaporiser-ring to neutralise the force which was weaving in and out trying to smother him. Have no fear...his advanced vaporiser-ring sent out a mushroom of smoky vapour enveloping and asphixiating the Draculian ghost. A loud bawl rang out into the chilly, reddish moonlit night, followed by a slew of Werewolves' howlings from the silhouettes of the distant hills. Phantom backed to a corner and slowly inched his way back into his mansion.
He walked down the winding staircase, into the basement where his vintage wines were neatly stacked in rows of oaken shelves. He wanted a glass of antiquated wine to savour, at the rosewood table...a daily dose.
Some scratching sounds distracted him and he walked to the back shelves to see what it was; sensing a strange presence. Lo and behold, a beautiful python was dangling from one of the wine shelves... Lily White Snake ! He stroked the python lovingly. Suddenly, Lily's eyes glowed...Phantom backed away. He suspected she could be under the hypnotism of Dracula who was constantly on her tail. Lily White Snake wouldn't do anything to hurt Phantom as she loves him. Phantom retreated not wanting to hurt Lily. Just as he turned to leave, Lily lunged forward and coiled itself around his neck. Goodness gracious, so wild ! Phantom became immobilised, close to losing consciousness.
At this instant, a strange bright light illuminated the whole mansion and the floor seemed to be moving. Phantom struggled to get up.....Lily had loosened her grip and slipped off due to the shaking of the basement cellar. Grabbing the staircase banister, he slowly inched his way up the creaky stairs towards the mansion door. With great difficulty, he pulled the fortified door open. Immediately, a thunderbolt of apocalyptic light engulfed him and he felt a strange brain telepathic communication. He got out and what accosted him was beyond imagination.
A star-shaped flying-saucer had landed on the roof of his ancient mansion ! Psychedelic lights spewed from every direction of the spacecraft. The hatchet opened and out stepped a familiar figure...Yes Phantom recognised him... Spider King from Mars ! By now, somewhat disorientated, he was relieved to see a friend even an Alien one. An entourage soon filed out from the flying-saucer. Phantom thought he might be hallucinating but they were squeaking something so familiar to him, his song ! ...Everywhere I go...I'm looking for the sun...Nowhere to grow old...I'm always on the run...Yes, now he recalled how these Alien Spiders rescued him when his space-chariot crashed onto their Red planet some years back. They extricated him from the wreckage and carried him back to their Red cave and repaired his space-chariot. In his delirium he sang Outlaws of Love to them. Continue...

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Phantom even recalled seeing water trickling down the Red cave. Wow, they remember him and his poignant song. He felt touched ! As he approached them, their exoskeletons vibrated vigorously, obviously very excited to see their Earth friend unscathed. They had actually witnessed what befell Phantom in the basement. In fact, they rescued him by shooting lasers to dislodge Lily White Snake from Phantom's neck.
Soon Halloween celebrations started as that was what they had come for. It went on till the wee hours of the morning. Even the Werewolves and owls joined in...howling and hooting in tempo and rhythm. A woodpecker was knocking incessantly. Dracula was seen spying from atop a canopy of Willows. Even he had never seen anything so bizzare ! Lily White Snake slipped away back to the moor.
In the midst of all the festive celebrations, a handsome beau in an impeccable suit and golden face-mask, joined the party. He walked towards Phantom and embraced him. Amore had not forgotten their annual Halloween rendezvous ! They hugged, their hearts close to each other and in a dreamy gaze into each other's eyes, they danced beneath the romantic, starry sky. Oooh-la-la ! Good luck Phantom Adam !
It was time for the Arachnids to leave. They filed back into their spaceship...rather sluggishly perhaps having consumed too much champagne and vodka. Also, being spiders they had to deal with eight legs ! Drunken Spiders lol! Fly safely ! The star-shaped flying-saucer burst into a flurry of flames from atop the mansion; like glorious fireworks to end the monumental Halloween party with a bang !
See you again Marsbert ! Take care! They squealed via telepathic communication with him and disappeared into the mystical Aquarius dawn. What a futuristic, close-shave of a Halloween...and who might Amore be...

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By the way, I like Adam's Halloween dress-up, rather futuristic and that nice little hair kink.

Perhaps a film entitled...Halloween, could be made around Adam. Actually he is the best dressed at the party. Yea and the only one who sings like a Phantom. lol!